DEATHSTARS OFFICIAL FORUM

Iggy that quote was me you dumb bitch

"king, or peasent no matter what your status in life no one can occupany you into the void"

"do not be touching anything"

the voices in my head are currently cowering in the corner, begging for mercy.

i dont hate you, i just think it would be funny if you died a horrible, painful death.

1)start with cute purple dinosaur

2) Change all U's to V's (which is proper Latin anyway): CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR

3) Extract all Roman Numerals: C V V L D I V

4) Convert into Arabic values: 100 5 5 50 500 1 5

5) Add all the numbers: 666

Thus, Barney is Satan.

it is as bad as you think and they are out to get you

and lastly.. in a case of emergency, break glass and bleed to death

The best armor is to keep out of range

There is a vast amount of cheese up my nose

Herdi gerdi herdi gerdi meatballs

Getting it is easy... filling it with illegal substances and sending it across the border is not

Having a smoking section in a restaurant is a little like having a peeing section in a pool.

Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.

"Bother," said Pooh as the brakes went out

When I die, I want to go like my grandfather did, peacefully in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like all the passengers in his car.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

The trick to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense

I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!"

Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home his face might burn up.

If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic

This one is from 'The Last Boy Scout':

Joe Hallenbeck: Leather pants.
Jimmy Dix: Yeah.
Joe Hallenbeck: What's something like that run?
Jimmy Dix: Six-fifty.
Joe Hallenbeck: Six hundred and fifty dollars?
Jimmy Dix: Yeah.
Joe Hallenbeck: They're pants.
Jimmy Dix: Yeah.
Joe Hallenbeck: You wear them?
Jimmy Dix: YES.
Joe Hallenbeck: They don't, like, have a TV in them or something?
Jimmy Dix: Nope.
Joe Hallenbeck: I am very old.

"BRING ME SOME MILKSHAKE"
"What flavour??"
"BROADBAND"

don't you shout at iggy grr

poor iggy *pets head*
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BMW Hydrogen 7

I've just remembered this one:

All gods WERE immortal.

"This insane weather is the first indication of the end of the world"

With my soul as the defendant, don't catch me if I fall. I may have jumped. You'll never know. You don't know me at all.
_Mushrooomhead_

"both hands on the keyboard"

XD ive said that before to a teacher, he was at school beside me on the computer, i always mess with him...i also said

"get off that site at school dude"

That's so sad. Does it sound beautifuly?

Today I found a letter near my bed (it felt from book yesterday) that said:
'But you're killing yourself.'.
'Why should I live.' - it makes a good begining of day.

"PAREMPI GRINDATA KUIN OLLA GRINDAAMATTA IKINÄ"