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 Post subject: Re: give me a random quote
PostPosted: Tue Dec 06, 2011 12:40 pm 
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Ethic class: question: why do people fight and kill for theyr religion?
me: well, probably because they think theyr imaginary friend is better than the imaginary friends of other people.

sorry, doesn't sound as cool in english than it was in german.

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 Post subject: Re: give me a random quote
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 Post subject: Re: give me a random quote
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There's a thing called "Hippophobia". It's a word used for people that has fallen off a horse and are scared of riding again. The best way to cure this is of course to get back on the horse as soon as possible.
It's just like me...
If I fall off a barstool I try to get back up on it right away.


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 Post subject: Re: give me a random quote
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me: growing my hair out is such a bitch, how do i resist cutting it all off again?
my sister: well you could just take a pic of you with long hair in which you look really pretty...and then you put it in a nice frame...and whenever you have the urge to cut your hair off again, you take it and beat yourself with it

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Dad: play wii sports with me, Katana
Me: No
Dad: I´ll keep that in mind, girl....*looking at the tv*...uuuuuhm..how does this work?
Me: haha 8)
Dad: oooh just shut the fuck up and play with me wii, bitch...

normal family conversations xD


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Kids in class, after me talking about Noah and the flood: "How do you know this when you aren't Christian?"
Me: "General inteligence."
Kids: "So, you are pagan then."
Me: ".... no."
Kids: "So you worship Allah?"
Me: ".... no, I'm not a Muslim."

... they have difficult times coming to grasp the concept of atheism. :roll:

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