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malachite · **Posted:** Tue Dec 06, 2011 12:40 pm

lilmeina wrote:

"i think that god has a sick sense of humor"

And when I die I expect to find him laughing

Katana · **Posted:** Thu Dec 08, 2011 8:52 pm

"If you need someone to talk, you can call me. If you need someone to fuck, you can call me, too." a good friend of mine

TheWolvesCurse · **Posted:** Sat Dec 17, 2011 12:02 am

Ethic class: question: why do people fight and kill for theyr religion?
me: well, probably because they think theyr imaginary friend is better than the imaginary friends of other people.

sorry, doesn't sound as cool in english than it was in german.

Mephista · **Posted:** Sat Dec 17, 2011 12:45 pm

Watch out, we have a badass over here.

lilmeina · **Posted:** Sat Dec 17, 2011 1:09 pm

bad medicine. · **Posted:** Sat Dec 17, 2011 10:15 pm

you don't need luck when you don't give a fuck.

Tigga · **Posted:** Sun Dec 18, 2011 10:57 pm

There's a thing called "Hippophobia". It's a word used for people that has fallen off a horse and are scared of riding again. The best way to cure this is of course to get back on the horse as soon as possible.
It's just like me...
If I fall off a barstool I try to get back up on it right away.

Skinny Disco.

lilmeina · **Posted:** Thu Dec 29, 2011 8:53 pm

me: growing my hair out is such a bitch, how do i resist cutting it all off again?
my sister: well you could just take a pic of you with long hair in which you look really pretty...and then you put it in a nice frame...and whenever you have the urge to cut your hair off again, you take it and beat yourself with it

Katana · **Posted:** Mon Jan 02, 2012 7:44 pm

Dad: play wii sports with me, Katana
Me: No
Dad: I´ll keep that in mind, girl....*looking at the tv*...uuuuuhm..how does this work?
Me: haha

Dad: oooh just shut the fuck up and play with me wii, bitch...

normal family conversations xD

lilmeina · **Posted:** Mon Jan 09, 2012 10:31 pm

"sarcasm is my second favourite kind of asm"

ShadowAndRhyme · **Posted:** Tue Jan 10, 2012 6:41 pm

Kids in class, after me talking about Noah and the flood: "How do you know this when you aren't Christian?"
Me: "General inteligence."
Kids: "So, you are pagan then."
Me: ".... no."
Kids: "So you worship Allah?"
Me: ".... no, I'm not a Muslim."

... they have difficult times coming to grasp the concept of atheism. :roll:

lilmeina · **Posted:** Mon Jan 16, 2012 12:38 am

"it's hard to dance with a devil on your back"

Endless Nothing · **Posted:** Mon Jan 16, 2012 4:17 am

"I don't think I'm a composer, I think I'm a jackass.."
-Devin Townsend

lilmeina · **Posted:** Wed Jan 18, 2012 11:02 pm

"i don't feel anything, but right now i'm feeling you"

Mephista · **Posted:** Thu Jan 19, 2012 12:05 am

"Quick, let's get into the train, so people in there can see that we have Häagen Dazs ice cream!" :lol:

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