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Inspired from topic in "Night electric night". Sometimes dreams can be so ridiculous and funny...

So, what are your funniest dreams or nightmares?

E.g. once i dreamed thet i am hermofrodit.

haha

i once dreamed i was running through a forest with Arthur Weasley from harry potter and my sisters whilst my friend Mike sat on top of Big Ben in London pouring flakes of gold from a bucket, shouting 'i am your dad'....

what goes on in my head??!!

I just dreamed that a friend of mine died in car accident Not that nice...

2 days ago I saw that I went shopping to buy Haribo gummy bears... disturbing

I dreamed several times I had penis. Quite disturbing, if you ask me.

And this night, I dreamed about being in some kind of worm-like vehicle that was supposed to be better than planes, but they were just testing it... it just went under the ground, making its own tunnels like a worm. Some people were murdering each other in the meanwhile. Wtf, head?

Oh lord (voldemort) i was dreaming of harry potter characters too!
i dreamed i was a teacher in hogwards, and Snape dosent liked me so much^^ ( i like him very much. hes the coolest dude of the wizards-world!)
and then i was in a fight wih Ron and harry too...
dont know how it ends cause i woked up frommy own laughter

I once dreamt I left my husband for Richard Simmons!!!!!!!

i dreamed i died the other night (no reference to awesome song by Devildriver intended). i was in a car and we got hit by a train. i was really pissed off with my last words...
and then we caame back to life...

If you wanna hear weird dream just come to me

@KatKoppe: I dreamt several times that I was a man. Didn't see much difference though

@t: one of the dreams i remember most was when I dreamt I was a man. I had a beautiful wife, who was pregnant, and we loved eachother very much. But there was this guy who was powerfull magician and he kidnapped my wife (he had his fortress in the building where the provincial department is irl ). Then it suddenly was 6 years later, during those years I tried to figure out how to release my wife, but had no chance - I was nobody, he was powerful wizard. So I just went to him, he received me, cause it was fun for him, he didn't see any threat in me. But then I managed to see my wife and our daughter. We tried to escape, but only I and the kid managed to, my wife got caught. The magician sent some dragons made of ivy after us, but since I stole his twig I managed to defeat the dragon.
And on one hand I was so happy to get my daughter back, but on the other so sad, cause I knew I'll never see my beloved wife again.

It was weird dream, and full of shitty emotions, hopelessness, sadness, and feeling loss.

So, yeah, that's the kind of dreams I get

^ But I don't dream I'm a man. That would be... I don't know, okay, I guess. In those dreams I'm still a girl, I look like I do, I have boobies, and - penis.

@t: The previous night I dreamed about partying with Deathstars guys. It was nice. Bone was mixing the drinks.

Some nights before i dreamed that i am fighting with this guy from my dance group and i start to tease him and to call him: "Hey, the weaker gener!" all the time whenever it was possible. LOL

@KatKoppe: yeah, I thought so, cause otherwise you'd probably just write you dreamt you were a man (unless the penis would play very important part in such dream ).
You know, Freud would have fun if he heard about those dreams of yours. Pure example of how we women envy that men have penises (I only envy they can pee standing ).

^ Ahh, okay, I wasn't sure if I made it obvious about how horrified I was about that dream. I'm sure Mr Freud would have loooots of fun analysing my dreams, they are quite twisted.

I agree about the envying part.

You know that nightmare people always have about being naked in front of loads of people.... I have the opposite, in which i am clothed and everyone else is naked and laughing at me... and I can't get the clothes off...

Also dreams in which i am a dog or wolf are common...

Last night I dreamed my dad and I were fighting Nijas, and he kicked one in front of a lorry. Then we killed the lorry driver and drove to london...

Most of the nights I don't dream anything (or don't remember them). Just a few days ago I had a really funny dream. I just can't remember what it was, but if I ask my friends they might remember because I tell all my dreams to my friends. Ok, not all dreams but most of them.